i attacked a wild foot-beast last night!

late last night, i was sitting on the back porch(it's an enclosed porch, or "florida room", as the humans here in michigan call them(i wonder if humans in Florida have really cold air-conditioned "michigan rooms"?)), like i do whenever my human is out there- i have to keep an eye on him, keep him out of trouble, and i heard some sort of animal, maybe a big kitty, or one of those "masked kitties" they have around here, walking around on the porch roof, and then it jumped down onto the deck right outside the porch door. so, the human, being the stupid, curious thing that those pesky humans are, opened the door to see what it was... i heard it walk around out there, and then, just as the human closed the door, i saw something move real quickly right by the door, so, being as i'm the defender of the house, i didn't think twice- i attacked it! then the human made one of those awful human howls, and jumped up, and stepped back from the door!- it turns out that i had attacked one of the humans big paws!- it's so hard to tell what those things are, because they keep them in those cloth bags like that. the human didn't seem too happy about my bravely defending the house from his big stupid paw...