Wednesday, July 05, 2006

i attacked a wild foot-beast last night!

late last night, i was sitting on the back porch(it's an enclosed porch, or "florida room", as the humans here in michigan call them(i wonder if humans in Florida have really cold air-conditioned "michigan rooms"?)), like i do whenever my human is out there- i have to keep an eye on him, keep him out of trouble, and i heard some sort of animal, maybe a big kitty, or one of those "masked kitties" they have around here, walking around on the porch roof, and then it jumped down onto the deck right outside the porch door. so, the human, being the stupid, curious thing that those pesky humans are, opened the door to see what it was... i heard it walk around out there, and then, just as the human closed the door, i saw something move real quickly right by the door, so, being as i'm the defender of the house, i didn't think twice- i attacked it! then the human made one of those awful human howls, and jumped up, and stepped back from the door!- it turns out that i had attacked one of the humans big paws!- it's so hard to tell what those things are, because they keep them in those cloth bags like that. the human didn't seem too happy about my bravely defending the house from his big stupid paw...

5 Comments:

Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

The bean should have appreciated the thought. They're the ones that say "it's the thought that counts." Besides, you never know what mischief one of those big paws is going to get into anyways.

~~ Boni

2:12 AM  
Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Very brave of you Rascal. They should thank you for being on guard duty.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Rats & Cats said...

way to go :o)

7:04 AM  
Blogger nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

hi, rascal! thanks for stopping in to leave a note at our blog. we meet the nicest kitties this way!

we're glad you were on the alert, or that foot-beast could have caused a real problem. sometimes we get those here, and they smell almost as bad as the black-and-white striped outside kitties. we've found piles of their shedded skins, and phewwwwwwww! we won't even pee on them to mark them as ours--we don't WANT them!

come visit any time! --n-e-n-x

3:08 AM  
Blogger ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Yes, Rascal, we agree you were very brave indeed.

7:19 PM  

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